There they go again, proving evolutionary theories right!
When will they ever learn that Jumpin' Jebus Jee-horsey-fat preprogrammed every little thing before the start of the universe? Their experiments are all the work of that Evilainous Satan Dervil! I just knows it!
Now those pesky scientists are making artificial brains that actual learn and grow! Their monstrous creations (all the size of a paperback book) can walk, see, and maybe talk.
Someday soon, they might even make a fake brain that works better than the typical creationist brain.
Oops, wait a minute -- the one they started with had six neurons. Guess they've already accomplished THAT feat!